When The Swap Goes Wrong - S2:E1

Good job, good job.

Good job, babe.

Lily, help us put the game away.

Here.

Here's the cards, sweetie.

Good job, babe.

And just right over there.

Pussy.

We need to talk.

What now?

Well, this whole Swap thing has been going great, but we have noticed that there is an issue.

So, say it.

Yes, ma'am.

Well, we know you're sneaking into his room at night. We've heard noises.

You both know it's wrong, right? I mean, even though we're a Swap family, you're still not supposed to be doing that.

It's not me. It's him. He won't leave me alone.

What the fuck?

That's bullshit. I've heard you sneaking out of your room at night and into his.

Well, this whole Swap thing is stupid. I can do what I want.

Oh, no, you cannot.

Oh, yeah? Well, how about these?

What is wrong with you? Put those away.

What are you going to do? Maybe you should spank me.

How about I send you to your room with no dinner and no electronics?

That's fine, but I'm taking both of them with me.

Oh, no, you are not.

Why? Are you jealous because neither of them want you?

Oh, yeah? And that's how you want to play? Well, two can play at that game.

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