When the Head of the Hoa Likes BBC

Yeah, everyone. What's up?

Are giving you funny looks?

Yeah.

I don't understand. It could be in your head.

Well, you're one of the people, so...

Okay, so I'm going to be honest.

So you know that everybody in the HOA, these CATI meetings they have, they talk.

Mm-hmm.

About your personal business.

Okay.

So, maybe I have a question for you.

What's that?

What's new in your life? New changes in your life? Recently?

Well, I'm getting divorced, if that's what you're asking.

Oh, that's what it is. Okay.

So, we've kind of noticed that she's not there as often.

Yeah.

And you're home alone a lot.

Well, you know, she left me with no... some sweaty gym clothes and locked me on everything.

You laugh at my misfortune.

Well, okay, so I'm not laughing at your misfortune.

I'm just saying, like, these women are CATI and they all talk.

And they've seen you alone and... well, they asked me, like, what's going on.

So I told them that I wasn't sure, but I'm going to try to find out.

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