tiny dick losers only get to cum like this

I mean, you were cursed with that,

you know, with your shitty genes,

I don't even still hold you accountable for that pathetic tiny cock.

I mean, you could get a penile implant or a penis pop,

or, I don't know, maybe you could have been born better, but...

Whatever.

You have a tiny dick, and you need to pay the price.

So, I have a new rule for tiny dick bitches like you.

You wanna know what it is?

Tiny little pen dick losers are only allowed to cum in their mouths.

That's right.

If you're so pathetic that your cock is like, 4 inches or smaller,

I mean, that is just a micro-weenus status,

and from now on, every time you cum, it's gonna be in your mouth.

And by "in your mouth," I mean you will be on your fucking back,

lights up in the air,

jerking your motherfucking dick right into your mouth.

And I know it's so tiny that you might not be able to really aim that good,

so if you have to, you can jerk into your hand and eat it,

like a dirty bitch, or into a cup, or, you know,

whatever you have to do to make it work.

But that's the new rule, and that's what it's gonna be from now on forever.

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