This Ain't Avatar Part 1
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This place is not what I thought it was.
They can't be trusted.
There's about five of us left here now.
God, we were such fools.
I was just some dumb grunt taking orders for a paycheck.
Tommy was a scientist. He was the one they wanted, not me.
They thought they got lucky when they found out Tommy had a twin brother.
Pandora.
We grew up here in about ten foot tall naked babes with tails.
But I never figured I'd be shipping out there.
You had to learn quick who your friends were.
On Pandora, everybody wanted something from you.
Me? I just wanted to earn enough to get a new pair of legs.
Great, just in time.
I can even get our new avatar drivers.
This is Norm.
Over here we got Jake Scully.
Norm, hmm.
Heard a lot about you.
I, uh, look forward to working with you in the field.
It's All Good Mother, not All Good Milk.
I wanna say 2K.
You. You must be the Marine.
Yes, ma'am.
Let's get one thing straight here.
We don't need you, okay? We need your brother.
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