The rent is late, but Elle's ass is on time
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Two guys are hanging out. Doing nothing. Complaining about their babefriends. Talk about a couple of deadbeats! And not only that, their rent is late! Jackasses! Fortunately, their landlady is 51-year-old Elle Denay, who shows up at their door with a smile on her face. But she doesn't look like she's dressed to get the rent. She looks like she's dressed to fuck.
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Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, bro?
I didn't know you got home.
Yeah, man.
What you been up to?
Nothing, man.
Just chilling.
I heard that.
Yeah, man.
You know, you know.
That's it, man.
Just chilling.
What's up with you?
Nothing much.
You know, my girl's just been flipping out on me, you know.
Saying I don't take her out enough.
I told you, dude.
You need to let her go, bro.
I know.
I know, but she's too fired, bro.
Too hot, man.
Can't let that go, man.
I know.
I love it, dog.
I know.
What's today's date?
No, it can't be man.
Wait, today's the... it's not the first.
No, today's the fourth.
Yeah.
Did you pay the rent?
Wait, you were supposed to pay the rent this month.
No, if you remember, yes...
No, wait, last month I paid it.
Remember that.
Yeah, but I gave you my half of the rent
two weeks ago.
Yeah, but so what? It doesn't matter.
You were supposed to pay it.
Dude, that better not be missing, eh?
That's all I'm telling you.
Go open the door.
I ain't opening the door, dude.
I ain't opening it. I don't care.
It's your fault, dude.
Go open the door.
What brings you to our neck of the woods today?
Well, I came to get the rent from you boys.
The rent, the rent, oh.
Mm-hmm, it's just the fourth of the month.
Didn't one pay you like last week?
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