Tales Of The Bus Bench (1970) - MKX

But it's my job. I'm an architect.

I've never seen lines such as yours.

Thank you.

You waiting for the bus?

Yes, I am.

Where you headed?

We're about to see a lift.

A movie?

Really? No kidding. We're practically neighbors.

Do you mind if I ride with you?

Sure, it's your quarter.

Here's our bus.

Well, why don't you come and have a drink with me?

Thank you. I don't mind a pint, too.

Would you like to drink now?

Yes, thank you.

Just take your jacket off and relax.

Thanks, I'll have a martini.

You have four ****, huh?

Yes, I do.

A man like you doesn't look like he has four ****.

Your nightlife must be really something.

No, not exactly. My wife is a pilgrim.

She only knows two positions.

On her back and on her stomach.

Your wife never made all love to you?

Are you kidding? She don't even know what it looks like.

Someday I'd like to see what it looks like.

Maxine? You must be Marty. Yeah, hi. You know, there's only one thing wrong with these

computers. They don't put the pictures on the card. Is there anything special you'd

like to do? I don't know. What do you want to do, Marty? I know this place that

serves exotic drinks. We could try that. Okay. Let's go then.

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