Summertime Saga Part 247 - Tiny Thong by MissKitty2K

It happens like all the time.

You're serious?

Oh, totally.

Ugh.

I think they're just bored.

I'm probably safe with this stuff badge though, right?

She thinks I'm the new pool boy.

No, of course not.

For real?

Hector.

Just remember to bag it. My mother's vagina has seen more dicks than a hardware store urinal.

I'm not really sure how to respond to that.

Oh, hell no! They've all been too terrified of my father.

Maybe.

What, like, of the mansion?

So, I was thinking I should probably choose the venue this time.

You're serious?

Mm-hmm.

Didn't you say that you're 27 years old?

Uh, duh.

Do you want to explain that to him?

Uh, no, really, I don't.

Me?

I can't do that.

Yeah, but-

So, just do it again, but in reverse.

Yeah, sorry, I'm just thinking about how much I don't want to get tased in my knots.

Come on, it will be worth it.

That is, and I give you whatever you want.

Anything?

Mm-hmm.

A tour of the entire mansion?

That's what you-

Oh, yeah, sure, whatever.

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