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Thanks Chris, but there's something here too.
Hey, check it out. Lemon snow.
What?
Yeah, that stuff's delicious.
Lemon snow? You mean it just falls from the sky like that?
You bet. One of nature's treats.
You gonna have some?
Nah, I'm already full.
But you should have some before the other **** get to it.
What is it? Like Italian ice?
Yeah, exactly. Like a sorbet.
That's not lemon!
No, it's not.
You bastard! I was having fun playing in the snow and now you've ruined it like a pizza place ruins a salad!
Okay, four pizzas and a salad.
Salad? How do you make a salad?
First, you throw in the whole head of lettuce.
Even the hard to eat white part at the bottom?
That's what the people want. Now what else?
I got a can of whole black olives. Should I slice 'em up?
What are you, crazy? No, you keep 'em whole.
You're gonna wanna know you've got an olive in your mouth.
What about this tomato?
Cut it into thirds. It should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth.
How about this carrot?
Should I cut it up?
Yes, but very thin lengthwise. The whole length of the carrot.
One thin slice.
Okay, what else do we got?
Well, we got these hot peppers, but you can't really eat 'em.
No problem. Dump 'em all in.
Now, should we put it in a bowl?
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