Stranger Attempts To Steal Pizza Off Front Porch And Get The Consequences Of His Life

What the fuck?

Why the fuck?

Man, if you was hungry, you could have...

Man, get your ass up in the motherfucking house.

The fuck, ****?

I'm trying to figure out...

Why the fuck...

You was trying to get out.

I was trying to steal my pizza.

Like, you that hungry?

Man, look, I was walking past.

I stay off the street.

I was walking past.

I happened to see this Uber dude.

You did Uber Eats?

Uh-huh.

I seen the dude.

He was just...

I'm like, okay, good opportunity.

Pizza is my favorite thing, too.

So it's just like...

So you just walking around being a pizza bandit?

Not really.

I mean, it was just perfect timing for me.

So like I was saying, I was doing my little daily walk around,

and you feel me?

I seen that **** leaving.

I'm just like, it's all happening, shit.

So I thought the case in one hand, like, shit, why not go grab?

And you came out just in time.

So, I'm bad.

I'm about to go home.

No, you're not.

So you called yourself stumbling across trying to come and get my pizza,

so now you about to pay for your consequences.

What do you mean pay for my consequences?

What you on?

Don't fight it.

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