Stepsis Xxlayna Marie tells stepbro, "We want to Test Your Sperm & Make Sure its All Good" -S5:E5

No.

My gosh.

Hey, did you know that you could give Jade your semen and not get her pregnant?

What?

Yeah.

That can't be true.

No, there's actually not sperm in your semen.

Semen is just the stuff that carries the sperm.

Yeah, like I'm reading it and it says, sperm are the only human cells produced in one individual, but designed for survival in another.

And a human male produces around 150 million sperm per day.

So that means that you're producing a few thousand sperm every couple of seconds.

Okay.

So if you want to get me pregnant, you'll have to get me lots of sperm and not just semen.

Stop being weird.

My God.

Can I see it?

Let's go.

What do you all want and why are you all in my room?

Well, we've been talking and we want your cum.

What?

It says in the article that doctors can't even study sperm when it's first ejaculated because it's a gel and it takes 20 minutes for it to turn into a liquid.

With that being said, we just want to test to make sure your cum is healthy and normal.

Because I want to get pregnant.

My cum's normal.

Are you sure about that?

I mean, I think it is. I don't know.

Well, we could test it for you and make sure that it's all good.

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