Sorry dick I like chicks

You hate football, I hate football,

you love dogs, I love dogs.

We both went to the same college.

We did?

What?

Yes, we did.

But, anyway, look,

my dad said to treat you like a retard.

Your dad?

And Kenny said to act disinterested.

Who's Kenny?

I figured I just gotta be me.

You know, I'm just--

Dick, slow down.

I know I'm not a rich dude or a supermodel

or some worldly stud.

I'm just--I'm just average.

I'm just an average dick.

But if you give me a chance,

I think I can really, really--

Satisfy me.

My girlfriend, right?

Listen Dick, I know you're probably disappointed, but it is what it is.

Oh, no, that's okay. I didn't know that you...

Take over 50s.

Like that, mm-hmm, yeah.

Oh, Liam, put two in.

Yeah, put two in.

Put two in.

Stretch it, yeah.

Okay, so you stretch it.

Right there?

Yeah, like that.

Right there?

A little bucket.

Oh my God, you're so tight.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, I feel better.

OK.

Yeah.

I love it.

Oh my god, yeah.

You like that?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Mm.

Okay, just like that.

And then tight little pussies.

Yeah, I like the way you grip my finger.

Yeah, I like the way you grip my fingers

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