SISPORN. Skilled guy acquaints stepsis with the dick

And he called me at the last minute, like, 10 minutes ago, and all of a sudden, it's like,

Like, his mom got sick. Maybe his mom's really sick, but what do you want me to do?

I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your half-brother.

Well, did you stop advising? You're the most important man in the world.

Well, that's good. And your brother.

Well, I think he's really like that.

Yes, quite possibly, possibly ill.

For the last two weeks?

Well, let's hope for the best.

We hope.

Thanks for your help. Did everyone doubt it?

Why are you so sad?

What's going on?

Sad, Fedya.

Why?

Because my dad doesn't know me.

Oh, yeah?

What makes you think that?

A friend of mine texted me, said I saw him at a movie with

Some guy.

What a jerk.

Maybe he sees his sister.

She texted me a picture, they were making out,

We hugged there.

Well, I'm your half-brother, and I'll slap you on the cheek sometimes.

Kisses.

It was obvious it wasn't Fedya.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, it's kind of sad.

Interesting, rascal.

Bastard!

What am I supposed to do?

Come here, I'll give you a hug.

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