she wants to get rid of him in a pleasant way

If they ever find it.

This is going to look like one of those kinky suicides.

auto-erotic ***********. Yes, they're gonna think you're one kinky, kinky thot who did a little sex game with himself, put on ladies knickers over his pants,

stocking over his head, all for his depraved wife.

Now the firm will have to pay out.

You're all wedgy, am I?

Do I get too tight? Is it going up your bottom?

Poor Ralph-a!

A little peace awakes you.

She's a good smeller, you'll find she's a good smeller, don't worry.

I know you've done nothing wrong.

I'm sorry.