She wanTs him to Sign Those PaPers

I wish I--

You just need to sign the paper.

Yeah, I don't have that authority, hun. I'm sorry, it's just not gonna happen.

There's nothing I can do for you.

You do have the authority.

Well, I have some power, but not that kind of ultimate power.

I know you do.

I really don't, though. I don't know what to tell you.

I mean, I wish there was something more I could do for you, but there really isn't.

I mean, why do you need this pool so bad anyways?

To lay out, naked, and work on my pants.

But, uh, lay naked? I don't know if that would be such a good idea in our neighborhood.

Why not?

Well, I mean, there's ******** around. You can't lay naked.

They go to school.

Yeah, but--

Uh, uh, I'm sorry.

Um, but I just-- there's really no way I can really do it, though.

No way to find out.

What--

Wouldn't it feel better, Jan?

Ooh, uh, I can't-- ooh, I can't be doing this.

Uh, ooh, well, they do feel really nice, but--

Oh, oh, I'm a happily married man. I-- I-- what are you--

There's gotta be something I can do. It's just on the paper.

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