She asked Santa for a doggie, but I got her something better
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I asked Santa for a doggie, but he fucked me hard
Published by J_Clark
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Dear Santa, I've been really, really, really good all year.
I was moving grandmas across the street, I wasn't arguing, I wasn't fighting,
I only went to college for a good grade.
Please, please, please, I really want a puppy for Christmas.
Please give it to me.
Santa!
A miracle in every house, here I am.
I heard your call and went through the dead bolt, so to speak.
Well, I want to hear from you, my dear.
Sit down, the spirits are glued
Is it really you?
It's really me.
You came to me.
Is it because I've been really, really good?
No, I'm the upgrade Santa, I've seen everything you've done this year,
And also last year.
I saw everything, I know everything you did.
Yeah, that's right.
No, wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
I've been very good.
Yeah, well, that's not true.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what you did this year?
What?
You don't know, she doesn't know.
But you know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, the whole Internet knows about you.
Okay, I saw everything, all those commercials you were shooting,
How dare you lie to Grandpa's face?
I don't know what you're talking about, Santa.
I'm done. I'm done.
What videos?
That's grown-ups, so to speak.
Grandpa used to work for them sometimes, so to speak, yes, he did, yes, I know everything.
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