Shanola Hampton - Shameless s05e01 (2015)

Oh, Ben's mommy just responded to my question.

What?

Yeah, I'm in a Mommy and Me chat room

and I'm asking these women

how to get the twins to stop biting your nipples.

I know how to get them to stop, feed them formula.

It says here that if you rub your nipples

with a loofah 20 minutes a day, it'll toughen them up.

Kev.

I'm gonna ask them how to get Gemma to start *******.

Kevin Ball.

Yeah, what?

Put the computer down right now.

Yes, ma'am.

You hear Amy crying?

She'll calm herself.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I read it in the "Mommy and Me" chat room.

Are you fucking with me?

A little.

But I'd like to fuck with you more.

Mm. Oh.

Yes, please.

What are you doing? - What?

You're not even getting hard. - All right, all right.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

You're more into the babies than you are me.

No, it's not true.

Bet you if they were here sucking your dick, you'd be into it.

Jesus, V, do not talk about our angels like that.

You'd rather be on a website than let me suck your dick?

I'm sorry that I care about their well-being.

What about my well-being?

Look, we had two babies. Life is different now.

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