Pizza delivery guy arrived late, so I got very upset and jerked off his cock on the pizza and ate it

Yes. Over 30 minutes because I'm in a rush,

and I really need the pizza within 30 minutes.

Okay. You get your money back? Okay. Okay.

Okay. So you have a 30-minute guarantee, right?

Yes. Okay. And if not? Oh, good.

So I get my money back, right? Okay.

Alright. Thank you. Bye-bye.

I don't know where that pizza is.

Hi, how are you? I ordered about 50 minutes ago and my pizza delivery guy is still not here.

I mean, you said you had guaranteed 30 minutes. It's been 50!

Can you find out where he is and let me know, please?

I can't keep waiting around. I have things to do. I have appointments to make.

Sure, thank you. Bye bye.

Well, finally!

What took you so long?

I'm so sorry.

Are you alright?

I know. There was a major accident on the road and there was no way to get here. There was no...

What's your name?

Dick.

Dick?

Dick. Yeah, that's my name.

Dick.

Yeah.

Dick's your real name?

Yeah, it's my real name.

And your last name?

Dixon.

Dick...Dixon?

Yes.

Oh. Hmm. Okay.

Pizza Planet guarantees that you'll be here within 30 minutes. It's now 55 minutes. So you're late.

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