PAWG with braids gets pounded by pawnshop owner

They're little puppies.

And I don't want to get too attached to them, so I need to get rid of them ASAP.

I love puppies. I love me some puppies.

But not these kind of puppies.

I don't even think I have that right kind of license to purchase and sell.

You can do anything you want.

I know. Trust me. I like to think I can do anything I want, but I can't.

There are certain parameters and legalities that bar me from purchasing live *******.

Well, maybe you should switch it up. You have like...

Oh.

Yeah, those are dead *******.

And I bought a moose head one time, but again, that was taxidermy.

I can't do live... I can't do it.

Can't do it.

There's nothing you can do?

No, I can't buy these dogs. You've got to be joking.

Wait, how...

No, I mean...

Can I ask you a question?

How desperate are you that you brought dogs into a pawn shop?

Well, it says outside that you guys buy stuff.

Yeah, look around. There are trinkets and electronics and power tools.

Yeah, well, maybe you need dogs. Girls love dogs, too. Like, you'll get all the ladies.

Trust me, I love that idea. That sounds great.

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