Our asslick session

Squat on your face.

Oh, wait, what? I can't... where was I? I couldn't hear you.

You liking that? Being my little bitch? Being in my chair?

Having me on top of you, right on your face?

It's kind of funny, I forgot there was a person here.

Just sitting here like, "What the fuck am I doing?"

Well, make me have fun! Do something!

What was that?

That wasn't fun, that was boring.

How's it going for you down there?

Yeah, you turned a little red. What's that for?

No?

Not doing okay?

I sit here all day.

But it's a nice stretch.

I'm getting bored of entertaining.

There you go.

I didn't say lick my ass.

Kiss it. Worship it.

I'm going to sit on you again.

Relax a little bit.

Look, it's like I'm tanning.

Your face is turning red. I'm sorry, did you need to breathe?

I can't hear you. Do you deserve a severe?

hair. Your nose fits perfectly in my crack. It's like orthopedic. Wait no. Tempurpedic?

Yeah I think that's it.

I farted on you.

How was that?

Thank you.

There you go.

Sniff it.

You're my bitch.

I'll do that when I want to.

Kiss my ass.

Where should that ass have farted on you?

I farted on you.

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