Oldies But Goldies 406

Yeah, you told me to go fuck myself.

But I went home and fucked my wife instead.

She listens to our conversations.

I think you turn her on.

She knows I saw you.

Was I a redhead?

No, you were blonde and gorgeous.

I told you, that was last week.

Listen, if I run into you again, will you talk to me next time?

What, in spoiled fun?

You're doing it for me, Sharon. Not for him.

Look, I've been wanting to do it for a long time, and he's the perfect one to do it with.

Yeah.

What about Janice? How can you mess around on her like that?

Johnny's cool. She'll never find out.

Besides, it's just a sport fuck.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, God. Janice just came in. I'm supposed to be working.

Okay, pretend like you're my client, okay?

So, honey, what are you drinking?

Soda, honey.

Hmm. Well, why don't you take an ice cube out of the glass and suck on it for a minute?

Yeah, like that.

Now rub it down your chin.

Yeah, down to your navel.

Keep on going.

And just feel it here.

You like that, don't you?

Mmm, I can feel it too.

Does it feel good?

Yeah?

Mmm, I can see you right now.

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