Old Man Met a Pleasant Young Neighbor on His Property, and They Had a Pleasant Conversation
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My grandmother left me this. That's my distant cousin. I'm a distant relative too.
So if you could help me introduce you to the neighbors and anyone else, I wouldn't mind meeting you.
Let's be friends. We'll probably have a good one.
You come to me. I'm kind of sad on my own. It's a big house, it's empty.
Come in, we'll have tea, we'll have tea, we'll play raspberries.
There's raspberries, there's strawberries growing. The season's about to start.
I love raspberries.
Well, everybody loves raspberries.
Don't you like strawberries?
Well, if it's red, I'll do it.
Well, not just the red one.
Then you can.
Do you have any strawberries?
No, strawberry. It's growing.
Look at this.
Is it a dream?
Is she a diva already?
I dreamed she was beautiful.
Eyes like two big diamonds, a little bit of socks and a Frat.
And the silk of her thick hair.
Oh, I've been dreaming about her for a long time.
And then she came to me.
Yeah, I had a dream last night.
In my garden they sing birches.
Spring. The scent of roses.
What do you think?
I don't know, you're wondering.
Are you interested?
Sure.
I'm curious about something, too.
What are you interested in?
The shark.
She's gonna eat me, right?
Okay, I'm gonna put it down so she can eat me.
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