not true daoughter and not father but the anal is real!

We're happy to have you back.

Yeah, are you guys?

Yeah.

I'm... I guess, I mean, sucks they got kicked out of fucking college.

Yeah, we all heard what you did with your sorority sisters.

Oh, I miss you.

I miss you too.

How was college?

I spent all that money down the fucking drain.

It was worth the money, Dad.

You should have been there.

Oh, I bet.

Like, you don't even know.

We'll talk about that later.

Yeah.

So who planned that idea with your sorority sisters?

Well, it was the seniors from the sisters.

Definitely her.

No, it wasn't me!

I know what you did.

I just... well, she loved her family.

I mean, we all do, right?

She just loved her family.

Yeah, the same... never mind.

Well, I'm sure you're tired.

Oh, yes, I bet you are.

Yeah, I've been partying a lot, so I think...

Come on.

What? Come on.

Go get some rest so you can go look for a job tomorrow.

Yep.

What?

You heard me. I didn't stutter. You ain't in fucking school. I ain't paying you bills.

We'll see about that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hey, are you gonna do the dishes?

Go fuck yourself.

Huh, go fuck yourself.

Maybe...

While you wash the dishes.

Uh, well, maybe... never mind.

We'll see how things lead.

Take a lesson from this, girls. You don't want to end up like your sister.

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