Natalie Portman - No Strings Attached 2011

Oh, got it.

Sorry.

You need help.

I got it.

Okay.

Here we go.

That's, oh, you got your,

Yep.

Let me just.

Hey.

Yeah.

Where are we staying?

Hey.

Where?

Fine.

Fine?

I should head out.

Already?

Yeah.

You wanna grab a muffin or something?

I can't. I have to go to work.

All right.

You know, I don't wanna freak you out,

but I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime.

It's not really possible. I have no time.

I work 80 hours a week doing 36-hour shifts.

What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2 a.m.

who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.

Hey, oh, one more thing.

Don't call my penis cute.

Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear

and it's giving you a care stare.

Don't dress up your penis.

Ever.