My stepmom is stuck in the washing machine again. Helped her have an orgasm.

How did you do that?

Well, man, I wanted to see if there was any underwear left.

I'm the only one left.

It's not working, is it?

I've tried it before.

I don't know, let's try it.

How about a little harder?

Nothing at all?

Whoa!

What are you doing?

No, I'm asking you to get out, not sexually harass.

Well...

Come on, pull.

It's not working.

What the hell am I gonna do, stay here?

At the end of your day?

No, why?

Well, bring it.

What are you doing in there?

I'm trying.

You're not trying.

I feel like you want to.

I want to get out of here.

That's enough!

Help me out.

It's not working.

Well, why don't you call some service, then?

It's not like I'm gonna fuck you up with a blade.

It'll be later.

I'll get you out if you make me a ruler.

Really?

Yeah.

You promise?

I promise.

But you couldn't get it out.

I'll try it with both hands.

You couldn't have done it anyway?

No, no.

What do you want to trade for that?

Yeah.

You're ******** me.

I think that's enough.

Well, I'm not done.

Yeah.

What's that for?

I don't want to get it dirty.

What for?

Sperm.

Whoa!

Again.