My roommate makes me a lesbian. Min galilea & Ary abdul

He told me he'd be here in 30 minutes because he got a job.

Then...

And this "something came up" has a name and a last name?

I mean, it's not about sticking that in, is it?

It's kind of weird, isn't it?

But yeah, I'm kind of bored with it.

Today was our anniversary and I wanted to do something special to him, but...

I'm out again with your excuses.

Already 30 minutes.

I feel like I don't. - No.

He's not coming.

I mean, he's really strong.

We're gonna have to make him a little jealous.

And tell him

"Oh, look, here I am with me, baby."

Oh, you're always so crazy.

What do I send him to?

No, 'cause if he's gonna get upset, then it's like calling him jealous.

Oh, we're girls, what else? I mean...

But, well, she deserves it because I'm so tired of her always keeping me waiting.

You think he'd be jealous if you cheated on him with a girl?

Yeah, sure.

It gives me a lot of ideas.

Because that dog, that scoundrel, deserves it.

Look how pretty you are today.

I'll arrange for him.

And you're just gonna let yourself look like that?

I'm not gonna let my best friend get that.

Not on my watch.

Okay, not on my watch.

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