My roommate is a pig and a pig

My house.

But I'm not like that, you shouldn't be like that either.

If you want to go ball, I'll ball you. I'm not gonna tell you anything.

I want to be on the ball because my underwear bothers me.

I like being with the lollipop outside, okay?

Man, it shows. You're like this all day.

Look, look, look.

Man, don't show me 'cause I can't see that.

Look, look, look.

I do what I like and I can't stay like this all day.

Look, look, look.

No, don't show me, man. Seriously.

Did you see that?

Yeah, I'm watching.

Look, with two hands

Well, what do you think?

All right, obviously.

You don't like this?

Of course I like it.

Look, yeah, I like to ride ball.

And you like this, well, look, better for you.

This thing you're going to see

Or do you want something else?

But I don't know if you're gonna like it.

Look, here I'll explain how the floor works.

I've been here three years, okay?

And here all the girls who come have to suck it up and see me in the dick here on the ball, okay?

So if you want to stay on this floor, you need to see this.

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