My husband cheated on me with my stepcousin

Well, that room is technically mine.

Oh, it's yours. Who the hell are you?

I'm yours.

Friend of your cousin's.

Are you a friend of my cousin's?

Um, until my cousin hit the boy, right?

Um, really?

You're a good kitty. What were you doing here alone?

And that ring there, huh?

This is a compromise.

That wedding ring there?

Ah, married. Oh, you're boring. Are you from the countryside?

I'm from Porto Alegre, capital of the Rio Grande of the South.

Oh, it's inside. No, I'm kidding.

No, it's not inside, sweetie.

So here's the deal. This is a college graduation ring.

Married to the erotic sciences.

That's the best excuse I've ever heard in my life.

And where's your wife?

Oh, she's out of town.

And what are you doing here at my cousin's house?

Because I asked to stay there for a while.

Ah, got it.

You're not my cousin's husband, are you?

What a husband, what a girl, husband, what a girl.

You see, that purple is very different.

Um, got it. And that's where I can set up in this house?

That girl's here, oh. What do you think?

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