my ex-boyfriend records me trying on the bikini

So we're gonna take this off to prove it.

Chop chop down.

And we're gonna take off that shirt so we can start measuring the first bathing dress in this one.

Let's take this off.

And the first one we're gonna measure is a little rock I love.

It's super nice.

So this way.

Oh, no, no, like this.

Wait, how's it going?

Wait, I'll see how it goes.

That's it.

This rat skin.

Wait a second, because it's hard, it takes a little bit to prove.

He's got a lot of Band-Aid

So the first band-aid we tie is this

This way.

That's it.

Now it's taking shape.

We'll make him a nudito.

And now I do.

We pull him up and tie him up.

I like it because it's too short, you know?

But if you run a lot to one side, you can see the weight.

Then I have to have it very there.

If you move a little, you can see the weight.

Yes, they do.

If I take it off

If I come, you can see it.

And it comes with this tiny, little, super-sized thing that we're gonna measure.

That's it.

And this is the first bathing dress

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