Messy Fart Cushion for My Big Sweaty Ass - Pastel Goddess
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I'm back from the gym! I know you can tell I'm really dirty and sweaty. All the sweat stained into the ass crack of my leggings. The horrid stench looming right in your face.
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Oh my god.
It's so nice to come back to the gym and be able to relax.
Oh my god.
It's such an intense workout session, you know.
Poor little kitten.
Stuck your hair clean for me.
I'm going to tell you all about my gym experience, okay?
I think you'll really enjoy it.
Does it smell good?
I was at the gym for like an hour and a half, so I've got to really hold these thoughts in.
Pretty pathetic, huh?
I bet you've been thinking about them all day long.
Sweaty, disgusting farts all over your face.
So like, you tell me when I'm going to the gym and stuff, like...
I really don't work out that hard, I'm kind of just there to...
Perv on some of the hard guys a little bit.
All of those alpha stubs working out all day.
Oh, that gets me so fucked up.
Then I have to practice the farts, you know.
I'm like you.
But like, today, right?
I got to the gym, and I have a new personal trainer.
Oh my fucking god.
It was so fucking hot.
So...
I gave him big as puppy dog eyes and asked him if he'd do a session with me.
A personal training session, you know.
But it was so hot.
It was so hot, but oh my god.
You're really, really pushing for the limit.
I'm so tired.
But...
Despite being a personal trainer, it seems he hasn't been for thick battles, 'cause...
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