Lovely chick with big bombs sits on this long dong and lovin it

I was expecting a hello three hours ago.

Well, you know, we're really busy

and a lot of people want pizza, so.

Three hours ago I ordered that pizza.

Well, then you must be really hungry right now.

Yeah, you could say that.

Since you've waited three hours.

Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

I'm sorry, though, I really do apologize.

I'll definitely get you--

But it's not even five minutes.

I know.

Five quid off.

Five quid off.

For a stone cold, freezing, fucking three hour late,

half eaten pizza.

Well, some of my girlfriends and I,

we were really hungry and I thought

if you were just one guy that maybe you would.

Listen, I'm really sorry, but I can't lose this job.

And if you just--

No.

I'm really sorry.

Just if you wouldn't mind not calling my manager.

Not calling your manager?

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm really gonna be in trouble.

Please don't.

I'm just...

Well, how are you gonna make up for that?

Well, I have a few other assets

other than the pizza that I can maybe...

You better get those assets out

and let me have a fucking look.

And then I'll decide whether I'm gonna call your boss.

Please.

I just really can't use this at all.

You're going to have to do better than just flopping your tits in my face, that's for sure.

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