Liquid Assets - part 2 of 2 - BSD
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Please sign the documentary legalis right over there please so we can start the fundus ********* into operation.
Very, very good. Rubber stamp. Here you go.
That ought to do it.
You know, uh, Quim's loophole worked out to a dutiful advance. I gotta hand it to you, really.
The guy's a genius.
I knew it would. I knew it would.
What's so weird about my brother Quim?
nothing strange about me you must be quim sister yeah the famous actor yeah yeah
goddamn right I am that's me honey I'm the best fucking actors around trouble
is these cocksuckin New York producers they wouldn't know the difference between
a hot piece of shit you gotta keep it down the staff I have a respectable law
office here Oh great lawyer I tell you they cost me a fucking fortune with
their parts
I know you got the best fucking script in the world and you're gonna fall right
on the bottom
It doesn't have to be a very good play about the Tsar.
Oh great. Do I get to fuck him?
Who?
The Tsar, you asshole!
Jesus, Phil, you better close the window.
You'll be the nearest broad down in the street.
You know, you've got the sexiest elevator in the world.
Elevators really turn me on.
You know, it's all that up and down action.
And it gets me so hot and worked
that I have a rotten day unless I get sweetened up.
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