Lethal Seduction
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Lethal Seduction
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They gotta have it.
It's like biological hormones and pheromones and whatnot.
I mean, haven't you heard of the freshman 15?
Yeah, the girl gains 15 pounds
in her first year of college, right?
What? No.
The 15th student for the 15 guys,
they must have sex with their freshman year.
I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that.
Hello, hello.
What do we have here?
Hey, babes, how's it going?
We're going to a party.
Hey, how would you lucky ladies like to be our dates?
The blonde was into me.
Don't you think she was a little too old for us, dude?
Dude, 40 year olds are just teens
with decades of experience.
All right, what if they had said yes?
They'd be pretty disappointed when they found out
we didn't actually have a party to go to.
Well, actually...
Oh, man.
Surprise!
Sorry, man, I had to promise not to blow out the candle.
Happy birthday.
Oh, there's my birthday boy.
Make a wish.
Maybe it'll come true.
Yay!
Can you help me?
Sorry, I need someone to tie the back of my top.
Yeah, sure.
Let me help you with that sweetheart.
Honey, why don't you go downstairs and help entertain the guests?
Oh, there you go.
He's on the Fulbright Fellowship Board.
And we've been pals forever.
Boy, I could tell you some stories.
Anyway, he's a good guy to know. I could give him a call if you'd like.
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