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Oh.

Fucking hell.

I should just go, so I'll go.

You don't have to go.

Really, you don't have to go.

Okay. I literally never talk about this.

I found out my fiance was cheating at our wedding.

Really?

We were only getting married because she was pregnant.

Turns out it wasn't my ***.

Wow.

My best man.

No way.

What'd you do?

I hit her in the face.

What? Sorry.

That wasn't really a hit. It was more like a slap.

And then I pulled her hair a little.

And then I got an upset stomach and I ******** on her.

It was fucking terrible.

I knew. I knew that I knew you from somewhere. I saw that video. I saw your wedding video.

Yeah.

On the internet.

A lot of people did.

Why did you put that on the internet?

I didn't. My brother did.

It's so weird. My friends used to watch that video all the time. They thought it was like the funniest shit ever.

Yeah.

I never did though. I thought that it was just sad. Like watching someone get their heart stepped on right in front of you. Or something.

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