Jerkaoke - Ms. Doshi Wants Your Kung Pao Chicken
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Improv show! Nicole plays a Mandarin teacher, Tommy her student. Neither of them knows what it's gonna happen in the scene because there are two comedians who will be improvising, feeding them lines off screen!
Published by madouchuanmei
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Hi, I'm Tommy Pistol.
And I'm Nicole Doshi.
And we're-- - Shooting for Jerky Yucky!
Jerky Yucky! - Yay!
So, Tommy, what are we gonna do today?
Oh, you're gonna be my Mandarin school teacher,
and you're gonna teach me Mandarin.
Ooh. - Ooh.
How do I say, "You look sexy" in Mandarin?
Ni hao, very good for a start, yes.
We're gonna have two comedians feeding us the dialogue
that we're gonna be saying out loud,
leading us into the-- - Sex?
Dream, like a horny Freddy Krueger.
Yes, and you fitted me so hard.
Oh, wow, I would love to learn how to say that in Mandarin
and then also learn how to do it.
Let's learn, finger, shou zhi.
Let's learn.
Finger, shou zhi.
Shou zhi.
Oh, Nicole, I love the way your dress
is ribbed for my pleasure.
And I would love to learn to finger you
and teach you how--
Teach me a lot of Mandarin and more Mandarin,
just all day Mandarin.
Looks like he's putting the man in Mandarin.
Didn't I tell you that when you have
a cute, single, young student,
you're supposed to let Principal Karen know?
Well, you let Principal Karen know
because I have to interview them first
and see where their oral skills are at.
You're very cute. - Oh, thank you.
I think I've seen some of your work.
Oh.
I'd like to see more.
Stop by my office later when you're finished
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