Interview

Pretty good. How about you?

I'm good, thanks.

Good.

Well, you want to tell us a little bit about yourself?

Well, I am 20. I am from Arizona.

I'm really cold here in California.

I'm a musician.

Really?

Yes, I play bass.

Bass, huh?

Bass. It's exciting. With my tiny hands.

How long have you been doing that?

Um...

I thought there was a question there.

I guess we're going to take it. I'll take the shoes off.

Why don't you sit down and give us a good little spread.

It's a little spread.

Mark.

Have you told them what you're up to?

Oh, they know.

What?

They know.

They do?

Our studio is actually covered in board.

Really?

Like, the walls in the studio and, like, the ceiling.

It's all board.

So how does that work? You're in a band with a bunch of horny guys.

You're doing porn.

Do they ever try to...

No.

No?

No.

My guitarist is, like, twice my age.

And he's a really cool old-fashioned dude.

Um, I've known my singer since I was, like, 15.

So that's kind of weird.

Yeah?

It depends on the girl.

They feel like dick, huh?

Yes.

You know anything?

I do.

Multiple dicks at the same time?

Uh...

I don't know.

No?

No, not all. Not all down there.

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