Interview with the boss

Okay, great.

Let's look at your resume here.

It sees you're familiar with computers?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

And have you had a lot of experience in this field?

Yeah, I would like to say I think I do.

Okay, good.

How are you with HED?

HED what?

Yeah, well, this is one of the most important parts of the job interview.

The qualification interview.

The qualification is that my assistant has to give me HED but only like a couple times

a day.

Is that something you can handle?

Really?

Yeah, I'm afraid it's an absolute requirement of the job.

I do the job, so yeah.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Well, what we're going to do is we're going to go right over to the couch over there and

we're going to see how you do.

Okay.

All righty?

Okay.

Let's see how you do.

All right.

You're doing good so far.

I do have a couple more interviews to do.

Really?

So, I really need to know how much you want this job.

Alright.

Does it still feel good?

It's feeling good.

You must really want this job.

I really need it.

Mmm.

I think you might be the lead candidate.

Yes, sir.

Oh yeah.

Alright, that was good.

Did I do good?

You did really good.

Actually, I've only got about 7 or 8 more interviews to do, okay?

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