Incredible Randy Felony fucking school leader

Enter! Hi, please have a seat.

Felony, correct?

Uh, Felony, um...

You do know why you've been called in early?

You don't know why?

It could have something to do with...

You know, your involvement with the police the other night.

Yeah, enter!

Hey, it's late. Is this the one you found with the ***?

Yeah.

This is the one.

Yeah, come on, I want you to know...

Felony, this is Officer Seaman.

Now, he's going to be taking over your caseload...

...from now on, because I don't handle adult offenders.

I handle juveniles.

What does this mean?

It means, well...

This means you're going to jail.

You're going to jail.

I'm handling your case.

No! No!

He's also going to transport you to the federal penitentiary.

No, no, no, hey, hey, wait, wait,... wait,wait.

Is there any way here, any way I can, like, totally avoid this?

Well, he would take this file.

What file?

What file? Exactly, what file?

And he would say...

Oh my God!

I got a blowjob?

I lost the file!

Um...

I fucked you doggy. I lost the file.

I...

fucked your pussy missionary, doggy, cowgirl. I lost the file.

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