If you catch me you can fuck me! (Blindfold chase)

Okay, your blindfold must stay on at all times.

Unless you're fiddling with it, you'll be penalised.

And you'll have to just listen to me come.

Okay.

But you'll have to stay still.

Mm-hm.

Okay?

Mm-hm.

If you don't come from fucking me, if you catch me, then you have to take me shopping.

Okay.

Just so you know, he hates shopping.

But if I do catch you, can I do anything?

Yes. As long as you come from fucking me.

Okay.

And if you don't catch me at all, then you take me shopping and no sex for a week.

Oh, jeez. Okay.

Yeah. You'll have to watch me masturbate for the whole week. No touching yourself or anything.

Mm-hm.

Jupiter. Is yours this big?

Oh, one's bigger than the other.

That's true. Jupiter and Mars.

Okay.

Right, are you ready? Oh, and I will use my buzzer.

Right.

To give you clues of where I am.

Okay.

Got it?

Yeah.

Alright. Are you going to start on the bed?

What, are we going to do a three, two, one, or what?

Yeah, I'm going to get up.

I thought I was going to dive on you.

I've only turned my head.

I'm watching you. Stay there.

Stay there.

Can you catch my breath?

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