How do I win a game where the bet is my ass

I'd say cancer.

What's heads or tails?

Heads.

Fucking hell!

The floor is closing!

Well, look what fell out.

What did you order?

Heads.

Oh, man, it fell out, you know?

Yeah, right.

At all.

And the winner is the loser or the winner?

The winner is the loser.

Did I win?

You lost, motherfucker.

What do you mean?

Come on, fuck.

One second.

I've got my favorite toy.

So...

Come on.

Oh, easy, easy.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Happy New Year!

It's your Christmas present.

Schlif, it's New Year's Eve.

I'm coming.

Now.

You can come over here.

Now, this way.

I just came.

Come on, come on, just a little more.

I believe in you.

I've heard it's even better with semen.

Aah!

Get closer, where the fuck are you going?

So, what happened, that's it?

Aah!

But whose daughter is still standing?

I don't know.

New Year's Eve, probably a miracle.

You're a loser, of course.

Lost.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You're not upset, are you?

Yeah.

Yes what?

Are you fucking upset or not?

No, no.

That's it.