His terrible twin

I'm married, not dead.

No harm in admiring a hot piece.

Yeah, but with Jacob, once you look, you definitely want to touch.

I'm finally here.

I see you both are smart, staying in the air conditioning.

Jacob, this is my friend Ray, who I want to talk to you about.

Nice to meet you. Are you enjoying your trip to the West Coast?

Always. It's kind of a ritual that I come out to visit every fall.

You have no idea how happy I am that the two of you are going to be living together.

Unless I make a bad first impression.

Impossible. You two chat, I'm going to check on lunch.

Ah, you've got a loved one.

So did John show you the pictures of my new home? It's not really large.

It looks perfect. And right around the corner from the theater,

it's much better than staying in a hotel for three months.

I don't normally rent out my spare room,

but when John told me you were coming back East to perform at the local theater,

I thought, why not?

Theater fan, are you?

Big time. And with Miranda Lake starring in the show,

I got excited about the possibility of meeting her.

I'm the official lead.

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