HaXXXor Vol. 2 - Fear of an 8-bit Planet

We'll never rest until we do you proud.

No hole is too dark.

No dumpster is too messy.

Jackpot!

In our endless quest and service to you, our loyal viewers,

we fearlessly go the extra mile and cross the distance.

Seeking only the very best.

Producing the highest standard of pornography.

Raising the bar for future generations.

Our work is never done until we add honor, decency, and duty to the hacker ideal.

Honor, decency, duty, and crackpipes.

That's Hacksaw Material.

Hi, I'm the Hacksaw's Advocate, your source of information and inspiration for Hacksaw Volume 2, Fear of an Infinite Planet.

First, I want to respond to feedback that we at Hacksir have received.

People have made the accusation that the Hacksir girls aren't real hackers.

These accusations really hurt the producer's feelings and ruined many of his days,

as he agonized over these untrue accusations.

Because I didn't want to see my employer suffer any further at these slings and arrows of outrageous email,

I took it upon myself to sniff all the traffic coming out of their mail servers

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