G-string and bare arse farts

Ah...mmm...you want more don't you?

If you want more where that came from, you're just going to have to come over here and stuff

that nose of yours right between my two juicy cheeks.

I got plenty of farts still going for you.

Come and get 'em.

Well, that's better.

But I still think you're going to wish you were closer.

Sometimes the quiet ones are the smelliest. Now, I know you can get closer. Come on. I'm

doing this for you. I'm not the one who likes to sniff my own farts. Get over here and bring

that big hard cock of yours with you. Alright. Now, you're starting to act like someone who

really wants to sniff my farts. You, just stay right there. Get ready.

Here comes another one.

Mmm, I bet you liked that, didn't you?

I bet you can't wait for the next one.

Mmm, although I wasn't expecting doing this today.

It is much more entertaining than work.

Now, sniff this.

Had I known that you were so into sniffing my farts, I wouldn't have been holding them

in this whole time, waiting to let them out till I got to the ladies room.

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