Friends ordered a girl in a big box who gave me an orgasm

You got the right apartment?

No, apartment 10.

How did you get in?

Well, it was open.

Why didn't you knock?

Knock, you didn't open.

What's that box?

Well, this is for you.

You?

Well, what is it?

Try to guess.

Is this a gift or a surprise or something?

I didn't order anything.

And surprise, and a gift.

But I didn't order anything. How much is that?

Free delivery.

Can I ask you something?

Secret.

Oh, it's a gift.

That big?

Well, take it or take it back?

Well, I do. What's that?

Guess what?

Well, guess what.

It's a fridge.

Cold camera.

I've wanted it for a long time.

No, no.

Robot Parsons.

No, no.

Is it warm?

Warm.

Warm.

Blanket?

No, no.

I'm confused.

Man, this is interesting. What is this?

Well, I don't know.

What color?

Red.

Red hot?

Red is warm.

Cat?

Almost.

With a tongue.

Tongue cat?

Warm, wet tongue

A cat with a warm tongue?

What's up?

You have three seconds to guess.

I don't know.

Maybe it's some kind of

Charming redhead.

The wizard who

Will make my wish

Close enough.

I'm sleeping. I think I'm dreaming.

Yeah, pinch me.

Why are you pinching?

Oh, baby.

Pinching is beautiful.

I'd like to observe you.

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