Even when they were little, he wanted to fuck them

What the fuck is this?

I have a problem with your dogs.

My dogs?

Yeah, I just spent some money on my brand new garden and then your dogs just came and dug holes in my shit.

What are you talking about? My dogs is in my back yard.

Um, your dogs? Fucking, you have two black dogs?

Yeah.

Two big black dogs?

Yeah, I got two big black dogs.

Well, they were in my yard and I know that I fucking saw them digging my fucking holes in my fucking flowers.

But anyway.

Anyways, nothing.

Anyway, what you doing in my hood, wearing a hood, and I'm filling on my wood?

Whoa, I'm worried about my damn flowers, I don't know about your wood.

Well, maybe we can, um, why don't you step outside and maybe we can work something out?

Do you have your checkbook?

I got something in my checkbook, come on in.

This better be good.

Yeah, just crawl on back, just crawl on back this way.

Why don't you come up here and have a seat?

I'm making this nasty little, um.

Flower situation?

Yeah, flower situation.

Yeah, I really like lilies and, lilies.

Lilies are my favorite.

And your fucking dogs, fuck them up.

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