Dear Pam - part 3 of 3 - BSD

Um, is your name Richard and were you supposed to see a Mrs. Cumming today?

Hmm, right on both counts.

Well, she was here and left and said that she'd see you later tonight at her house.

Hmm, very good.

Um, I was invited also and if you're going, I'll go.

Fantastic.

Um, Richard?

Yes, Gladys?

Will you marry me?

Oh, sorry. There's a Mr. Richard Grandick outside to see you.

Does anyone the fuck ever knock around here?

I just thought I'd stop in and let you know that from what I've researched of that letter,

I believe it to be authentic and every word true.

I'm not surprised.

You know, things have changed a lot recently and...

well, I'd say that letter was about average.

Really?

And by the way, I wasn't fooled by your giant eraser gag this morning.

Where did you get the dildo?

It was a gift from an admirer.

He must not have admired you very much to send you such a small one.

Oh, you men are always bragging.

No, not bragging, but I do believe I could outdo that dildo.

Length or thickness?

It's according to what state it's in.

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