Dallas Whitacker - Many Happy Returns (1995)

Happy birthday, dear Tom. Happy birthday to you.

And in case you're wondering, I also do bachelor parties in case any of your friends are interested.

Really? Um, what goes on at these parties?

Oh, me and one of my girlfriends, we do a strip tease and a dance.

Dance? You mean all the way to the buff?

Stark naked, of course.

And we have a bodyguard that watches over everybody and makes sure that the guys don't get too rowdy.

Oh, I can imagine. Rowdy. Rowdy or not, lonely, definitely.

You know, by any chance, girl, you wouldn't...

You wouldn't dance for me, would you?

I mean, I'm sure my friends didn't put it on the bill or anything, but...

That's not right. This one's on the house.

Wow

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah.

This is fucking great.

Oh god.

Oh, oh shit.

Oh

Yes!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm going for it.

♪ That's the key to the world ♪

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.