Caught sniffing NOT mums panties

I was just going through the laundry and I found your panties.

Why are you touching my panties like that? That's kind of weird.

What's going on with that?

I was just touching myself.

Well why would you be touching yourself and touching my panties?

It's like a little island.

Well, they're dirty. They need to be washed.

I like the smell of them mom.

I don't know, I mean I can understand

your dad's kind of like that kind of shit, but like

Really?

I don't know.

Well if you're gonna do it, you might as well at least do it right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

and I'm going to sit in this chair

and watch them *****.

I'm telling you I can't like this.

Well, it's kind of an idea that you can't like.

I can't like this.

Okay.

I'm not good.

I'm not good.

I'm not good.

It's also the secret to my youth.

It's the chemical that I face during Valentine's Day.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I'm a magic guy, I'm inside the fucking thing.

So, um...

I'm so excited to see my first special from my son.

Oh yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

It's gonna come so hard all over your face.

I can't wait.

Oh, fuck, Mom.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, wow.

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