Briana Lee Oils Up That Ass by JLS

I think my music's too loud.

Wouldn't surprise me.

I know my camera's really sensitive. It picks up a lot of sound.

And I talk really loud and I feel bad.

If you were a person, I don't think I would talk quite as loud this close to you.

I don't know why.

I just, on camera, I feel like I have to shout.

But I don't.

Super loud.

I have not been ******** with my retainer in.

Please remind me. I'm so bad.

Until then I'm like, "Oh my god, my teeth are starting to move again."

Then I'm like self-conscious and then I'm like, "Okay, time for the retainer."

And then I forget again.

Anyway, um, did they? I didn't even, I've had a strange day. I kind of missed out on the card game.

But it is in honor of card season and home opener on Monday. And there's a hair that's really bugging me.

And it's distracting me. But I know that a lot of you guys in here are just kind of like, whatever with baseball, which is cool.

I don't expect you to love it. But it's fun for me to get excited about and talk to you guys about.

You can relate. Instead of hearing about my beauty secrets. So guess what I used in my hair today?

La la la... la. Something more interactive and of interest. But baseball, the best thing about baseball.

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