bouncing my big ass cheeks on the thick bad dragon dildo

Yeah, just 'cause you're a boy

doesn't mean that you don't know

what an orgasm feels like.

That was unexpected.

More men orgasm than women do, so you know.

♪ It's coming around again ♪

♪ Do you feel like a man ♪

It's called pre-cum.

Oh my lord.

You guys crack me up.

Also, you guys are really awesome.

I apologize for my lovely disaster of a cum show there.

My ass reminds me of happiness.

Good.

They come from storks.

Yes.

I have way too many toys to use all my toys.

I have a lot.

Have you not had to talk yet?

Well, hello, Kevin.

Thank you.

Hiya, Pax.

What is up, my dude?

You just missed a really explosive cum show there, Pax.

Both cumming-wise and also tripod/camera tried to kill me.

I'm not gonna lie.

Wowie.

I changed my hair about three-ish months ago.

Yeah, a sex swing is a little...

It's not really meant for solo use.

Also, I don't really have anywhere to put one, so...

Titty's bigger than Mount Everest.

You like the pink?

Thank you very much, Louis.

I upload to Pornhub whenever I feel like uploading there, basically.

I don't really have a schedule for uploading there at the moment.

It does, it makes me look tanner than I am, which is nice.

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