Blueberry Baseball Inflation

Y'all ready for a workout next?

Don't groan, fellas.

We barely eked out a win today.

We gotta train more.

You can manage a quick lifting session.

Colt showed me to put you through your paces since I'm the most in shape on the team.

Not your fault entirely.

I mean, look at these muscles.

Figured we'd go hit the leg press and the squat rack.

I'll show you how it's done first.

All you chubby fuckers sucking wind trying to get from one base to another has to change.

I can throw a perfect game, but if you can't huff and puff your way around a home plate,

we can't win.

Feel me?

Hurry up, put your dicks away, grab your waters, and let's get out of this locker room already.

We'll change out of our uniforms later.

Chop chop, fellas.

I don't...

Hm?

Well now, Caleb.

That's very good of you.

Recognizing this team's alpha like that, you should all bring me gifts more often.

You're still gonna have to work out like everyone else, though.

So what is this?

Pre or post workout.

Cool.

What's the brand?

Hm.

Never heard of it.

Have you tried it?

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